WHAT HO?!

Damsels in distress?!

...Are there any available for rescue? I understand there is a surplus of strapping young men and I want to be sure I do not ravish someone else's mistress.

[ooc: Will be back and tagging tonight! Backdating will be necessary, srry.]

TEN THINGS I HATE
1. Writing lists.
2. Getting interrupted on the toilet.
3. This guy.
4. Tomoyo's fucking play.
5. Chinchillas.
6. Megane-chan's FREAKISH STRENGTH.
7. Megane-chan MAKING ME DO THINGS I DON'T WANNA DO.
8. Megane-chan ALMOST KILLING ME.
9. Megane-chan TRYING TO LICK ME AND SNIFF ME AND CLIMB ME.
10. Megane-chan NOT ADMITTING SHE LIKES ME.

[video post]

[Hello, Daichi in a mock turtle costume sans helmet looking very, very disgruntled in front of the fountain. He's speaking to someone off camera in a low hiss.]

What am I supposed to say? ...What? That's fucking stupid! I'm not gonna say tha--

[He looks toward the camera and realizes, holy shit, it's on.]

UHHH...PLEASE DON'T MAKE...MOCK TURTLE CASSER--I MEAN SOUP-- DON'T MAKE MOCK TURTLE SOUP OUT OF ME...

[Daichi speaks in monotone with plenty of pauses, obviously being fed his lines by an outside source.]

HEY COPS!!!

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ARREST THIS DUDE. HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL MOLESTER-STALKER WHO SAYS THAT VAMPIRES ARE LAME AND THAT HE CAN KICK ANY PIG'S COP'S ASS!!!

DO SOMETHING!!!

I'M CRUMBLING.

LIKE...REALLY CRUMBLING. AND THERE ARE FLOWERS GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD.

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!


[ooc: Daichi means earth.]

Why the fuck would anyone dress up like a wall? What's the p--


WHY AM I BACK HERE?!

[ooc: UNHIATUSED. DAICHI IS BACK IN THE CITY.]

WHAT THE HELL.

EVERYWHERE I GO IT SMELLS LIKE ORANGE SHERBET. I'M STICKY.

I-is this some kind of prank?!

...I guess I need a job. Anyone hirin'?

Ohshi--AND A PLACE TO FIND YUMMY FOOD.

[audio]

[Happy whistling. Abrupt stop.]

Oh cheese and rice! I just stepped in gum. Gosh darnit.

Well, hey! If you squint your eyes a little and look at it sideways.... It almost looks like the face of Our Lord Jesus Christ!!!!!

Adachi-san, Adachi-san! You gotta see this miracle! We can have the youth pastor come and bless it and then we could have a thing afterward with punch and pizza. Oh, do you think we could get Relient K?

[audio]

MEGANE-CHAN! Where the HELL is my DVD?!?! I NEED IT FOR--UH--Chiba-kun wanted to borrow it, remember?!

Hey, aren't we supposed to go to Chiba-kun's house for dinner soon? I wonder what she's gonna make us today. She's kinda hot. Chiba-kun is lucky he's got such a nice-lookin' mom. But it's not like he thinks she's hot anyway. Unless he has problems.

Huh? What was I saying? Oh shi--

...Megane-chan! Megane-chan...?

What the hell is a fountain doing here? And this ticking!!